Total AU set in Wyoming. The Mutant Tolerance Act has been passed and mutants are trying to live normal lives. Marie (Rogue) is Scott Summers cousin and is enjoying her normal life. Then she gets involved with her cousin's business partner, Logan. Jubilee, Kitty, Angel, and others will make appearances.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 12
Wordcount: 46451 - Hits: 80056
Complete?: No - Published: 08/12/2009 - Last Updated: 10/20/2009

Wolverine at a baby shower do I need to say more

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: Not Spellchecked

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 301 - Hits: 2620
Complete?: No - Published: 10/18/2009 - Last Updated: 10/18/2009

Logan needs Rogue to remove some undergarments.

Rated: PG
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: General, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1137 - Hits: 2991
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/13/2009 - Last Updated: 10/13/2009

What would happen if the X-men saw X1?

Rated: PG-13
Categories: Comicverse
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5952 - Hits: 5664
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/12/2009 - Last Updated: 10/12/2009

Sometimes we get the balance wrong. Life is not about knowing the answers, life is what happens while you're looking for them. And the bad decisions? The screw-ups? They're what keep it interesting.


Rated: Adult
Categories: X3
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 31
Wordcount: 91223 - Hits: 316758
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/31/2008 - Last Updated: 10/11/2009

Logan wanted Jean right? so what happens if we add up a bottle of hair dye and a pair of too tight jeans?

Rated: PG-13
Categories: Comicverse
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Foof, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: Not Beta Read

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 551 - Hits: 2451
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/09/2009 - Last Updated: 10/09/2009

Loosely based on the prompt 'I think I love you... // chewing gum'. Slightly AU. Set after X1, Logan's return to the mansion.

Rated: Mature
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 12
Wordcount: 26052 - Hits: 65157
Complete?: No - Published: 02/21/2009 - Last Updated: 09/16/2009

The X-Men throw a party for Rogue's 19th birthday.

Rated: R
Categories: AU, X1
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Foof, General, Holiday, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Forever and Always
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 713 - Hits: 2662
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/28/2009 - Last Updated: 07/28/2009

Logan and Rogue finaly understand their feelings for each other after Logan leaves again for Canada to learn more about his past if only he could think straight.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Holiday, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: Character Death, Not Spellchecked

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 494 - Hits: 1600
Complete?: No - Published: 07/20/2009 - Last Updated: 07/20/2009

“I’ll be alright, nothing she can really do that my body won’t do faster. I just need rest, that’s all … and uh -” He gulped, looked at her as innocently as he could manage. “I may need help … for things like um, changing …”

Rated: R
Categories: X1, X2, X3
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Drama, Foof, Humor, PWP, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4883 - Hits: 4789
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/03/2009 - Last Updated: 07/03/2009

They knew.

They knew it would be trouble, knew *she’d* be trouble with a capitol T.

Traitors.

Rated: R
Categories: X3, X1, X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: Not Beta Read

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1377 - Hits: 3402
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/11/2009 - Last Updated: 06/11/2009

“What?” the Asian girl asked, looking confused, “it’s a lullaby. Eminem wrote it for his daughter you know.” AU for those who are still in denial about the ending of Feels Like Suffocation, Baby. Here you go, now no more death threats please lol.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1, X2, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, General, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Hurt Me
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4936 - Hits: 2921
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/05/2009 - Last Updated: 06/05/2009

Admin Note: This story was plagiarized from the book “Project Daddy” by Kate Perry. You can read the first chapter of “Project Daddy” at Amazon.com, using the “Search inside this book” feature.

http://www.amazon.com/Project-Daddy-Zebra-Debut-Perry/dp/082178028X

A socially inept Marie is thrown into the dating pool to find another woman's Mr. Right. However, for some reason, going up to strange guys and asking if they're ready for fatherhood is getting her nowhere. So when she strikes out on the hunt Logan helps by stepping up to the plate. But why doesn't this make Marie feel better?

Rated: Adult
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Foof, General, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 6037 - Hits: 11409
Complete?: No - Published: 06/03/2009 - Last Updated: 06/05/2009

Admin Note: This story was plagiarized from the book “I’ve Got You, Babe” by Karen Kendall. You can read the first chapter of “I’ve Got You, Babe” here:

http://www.karenkendall.com/index.php?page_id=26#excerpt

She doesn't want the type of excitement that he has to offer. And for a guy that spends his days looking for the next big thrill, he finds her to be a bigger turn-on than adrenaline.

Rated: Adult
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 11
Wordcount: 26270 - Hits: 56284
Complete?: No - Published: 05/06/2009 - Last Updated: 06/03/2009

Rogue decides to tease Wolverine. Wolverine freaks out. Jeans smile. Storm helps. Scott's scared. Professors sexy when shiny.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X1, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Friendship, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Tales Of The Thickheaded.
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 8199 - Hits: 26229
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/13/2009 - Last Updated: 05/10/2009

Logan and Rogue getting wet.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 222 - Hits: 2868
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/03/2009 - Last Updated: 05/03/2009

Bobby meets Logan.

Rated: PG
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 911 - Hits: 2682
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/28/2009 - Last Updated: 04/28/2009

While Logan is ‘babysitting,’ an inspector comes to call at the mansion…

Rated: G
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4529 - Hits: 3443
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/14/2009 - Last Updated: 04/14/2009

Megan is writing a letter and asks Logan for help.

Rated: G
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: The Megan Stories
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1550 - Hits: 1836
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/13/2009 - Last Updated: 04/13/2009

Megan plus a bedtime story. Need I say more?

Rated: G
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: The Megan Stories
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1304 - Hits: 1769
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/13/2009 - Last Updated: 04/13/2009

Rogue wants Logan to teach her something...

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Friendship, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 5062 - Hits: 18568
Complete?: No - Published: 04/04/2009 - Last Updated: 04/12/2009

Rogue and Wolverine become closer, and not in a way he expected.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X3
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Adult, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: Animal Death, Cutting, Not Beta Read

Series: None
Chapters: 22
Wordcount: 36518 - Hits: 160034
Complete?: No - Published: 03/21/2009 - Last Updated: 04/05/2009

Admin Note: This story was plagiarized from the book “Project Date” by Kate Perry. You can read the first chapter of “Project Date” here:

http://www.kateperry.com/books/pd2/

AU events in which Marie finds love in an unexpected person and an unusual situation.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 22
Wordcount: 80361 - Hits: 157621
Complete?: No - Published: 02/05/2009 - Last Updated: 04/04/2009

Rogue and the Beta team plan a tactical strike to take down the enemy.

P.S. Rogue can control her powers in this AU.

Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: Not Beta Read

Series: None
Chapters: 7
Wordcount: 8981 - Hits: 40586
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/31/2009 - Last Updated: 04/02/2009

Breaking up is hard to do, especially when there's a baby involved. Probably the only way a baby's gonna make its way into a fic o' mine... heh.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2581 - Hits: 2967
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/30/2009 - Last Updated: 03/30/2009