Her inner Logan began crooning I’m A Little Teapot! soon as he saw him. It was almost as annoying as when he sang it in her head during sex.

Aside from the fact that she'd be listening to Logan's voice during the act, how the hell did she ever orgasm? I now have a cornflake encrusted screen because I was picturing it. And then came the lyric: Here is my handle, here is my spout. Then came the milk and flakes through the nose part. Most unpleasant, I might add. I may also have inadvertently inhaled some of them too. So there was much messiness and hacking and eye watering and laughing so hard that my sides hurt. How the hell did she have any sort of sexual relationship with that manchild without scarring him for life by laughing hysterically whenever he put the moves on her?

Though, after that comment about I know what kind of girl you are, I think he could do with a few more life long scars. Logan agrees with me. Wolverine thinks he shouldn't be burdened with a life long enough to gain any scars.

~Mia

I love this story so much!!! So well written and witty...I love Marie written like this...please update soon!

Author's Response: as i said, glad you're enjoying it hun...

Wonder where the Blue Bitch (aren't you nice to capitalize it for her) is performing her 'matinee'? Somewhere Rogue can sniff her out, I hope--I love a good cat fight! --Wendie

Oh my wonderful hobbit. I would invent a device that would allow me to reach through the computer and kiss you for this chapter. But I am outrageously underfunded and inadequately educated for such a task. I love all the twistiness, though I'd have made the readers twist in the wind about I boy's motives for a chapter more or so. I was expecting, for just a moment, that it would be WOlverine's cell coming up on his screen.

You make me deliriously happy with your writing. Thank you.

~Mia

Author's Response: well, there's more twistiness from tony. just keep tuning in. but i digress... thanks again for the reviews, glad you're enjoying it still... hobbits away, hey!

Okay, this goes without saying. Marie is involved with a fuckin douchebag. And due to the fact that the uterus is a self cleansing organ, she doesn't need douches in her life. Drop it like it's hot and find her man!

YOU TIED THIS IN WITH IRONMAN? Do you even KNOW how hard you rock right now? Thank you so fecking much my wonderful Hoblette.

~Mia

My goodness, your way with descriptives just.. they leave me with few of my own. The kicking the shin part strikes home for me. The first time my Mom met my Dad's sister, her nephew ran up, kicked her in the shin as hard as hell and ran off while his mother smiled indulgently and said, "Boys. Whatcha gonna do." Seriously.

Well, not British. Hmm, got the right continent though that's not saying much huh. Still, I love reading those minor tells of yours. Actually adds to the fun, in my opinion.

Ah, so then my decision to review all three chapters was a good one. Yay! If you said YouTube videos of people reading your stories aloud while standing on their heads was your best incentive, I'd be upside down right now with a camera aimed at me. And I sure hope Roguey gets her groove back--and keeps it for all enduring time--which, happily, will involve jettisoning Callum the creep -- I hope.

So, what's all this about DNA like Logan's, but not Logan's...? And another hook-up with Tony Stark...very interesting (do I detect a little Iron Man 2 fever?)...I want answers, woman! Write! --Wendie

OK, so I'm going to force myself to review a chapter at a time, even though I am itching to just click that 'next' button and get on with it.

I LOVE REMY LEBEAU! There, I said it and I'm not sorry. And if it's possible, I love Marie's attitude toward him even more. You kill me -- that paragraph with the 'I'm-picturing-your-girlfriend-naked (and-she-likes-it) smile' was off the charts! Can't tell you how much I envy your talent. On to chapter 7...--Wendie

Seriously, reviews are better than crack and cheaper than men.

I'd have reversed that, really.

My goodness, you glorious bit of Hobbit. You have a way with violence that makes me want to marry you. Glad to have you at the reigns of Rogan. Thank you so much for the blood and the throat slitting and the pissed off Logan and the pervy 'Tooth and every damn wonderful thing. You make my brain itch from trying to will more of your words onto the screen. Why Isn't. It. Fucking. Working? Dammit.

~Mia

My dear Hobbitses,

Under pain of a torturous and most unpleasant death, I implore you to finish the hell out of this thing.

Unless, of course, you don't resond well to threats in your fanmail. In that case, I am not above matching the beast and nightcrawler in their prefered shades of blue if holding my breath will get me more of your glorious, possibly British, insanely appealing humour.

First chapter? Almost better than Wolverine and X1 combined. Definitely better than X3. I want to send this to the powers that be in Hollywood and force them to hire you as script consultant and head planner of all future things that pertain to Wolverine. Because that was brutally beautiful. Thank you. Made my fricking day.

~Mia

cant wait for next chapter