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Oh, God, this almost made we wet myself! There are so many funny lines in this fic that I can't pick a favorite!
"Logan, you're a sex god. We all know it, we all bow down to your almighty cock"
"I don't give a good goddamn who else is up, as long as I am!!"
Logan lit up like it was Christmas morning and there was a lifetime supply of beer, cigars and blowjobs under the tree.
More!! Encore!!
The Professor's mental voice cut through their petty squabbles. {I realize that you are all adults, but you will always be my children. This means that I never want to know anything, ever, about your sex lives. I don't even want to know that you are having sex lives. Is this clear? Don't force me to start discussing *my* sex life.}
Everyone winced.
OMG!!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time....that was amazing.
Hilarious and so very, very awesome. Ten stars!
"we're that loud?"
"Yes, you are," Piotr shouted from down the hall.
ok, i think someone yelled that at me in my dorm at college LOL!
oh my GOD... all i can say is Jubed got balls of freaking adamantium to be interrupting Logan getting off.
"Logan lit up like it was Christmas morning and there was a lifetime supply of beer, cigars and blowjobs under the tree."
oh my god, i just spit beer all over my laptop. that was the single funniest sentence i have ever read!
This is abolustely hysterical! And I love the 'skunk bear' comment - not a lot of people know that's one of the folk names for a wolverine. YAY!
>Go defile it or something< OH GAWD!! Too funny! ROTFLMAO!! Scott must really need the sleep!!
PLEASE!! Lex...more! More!!
Author's Response: Desperate times call for desperate measures. :-) And yes, I have a few more in the pipeline.
You know just how to write 'em. I love this story - its flagged in my favorite's list. Great job.
Author's Response: Thanks for the favorite!
You know just how to write 'em. I love this story - its flagged in my favorite's list. Great job.
Ah. what sacrifices will be made for sleep...decency, routine sex, and Scott's new Expedition. Beautiful. And universal. Just like, it seems, certain sounds from Remy's room.
Author's Response: Sleep, like sex, isn't that important unless you're *not* getting any. :->