God i was relating to this right from the beginning
A. I smoke and live in England where you can't smoke anywhere anymore.
B. I'm old (er) and your line about the music is exactly what i say about the crap my kids listen too!
C. When out i wonder why i'm paying as much for one drink as i would to have the whole bottle at home!
D. My Hubby is older than me and we started off many years ago with many people against us.

So i have concluded that this was written for me!! I LOVED IT. (and you had Logan strip off - "Goodbye flannel shirt, hello Mr Muscles" great line!)