Stake Out Insanity by RouDeVil
Summary: Stake out missions should only last so long. Otherwise people tend to go insane.
Categories: Comicverse Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 714 Read: 2938 Published: 01/31/2008 Updated: 01/31/2008
Story Notes:
Please do not read this if you have a headache. There's nothing but goof here. :)

1. Chapter 1 by RouDeVil

Chapter 1 by RouDeVil
Ju16b94: “You smell like a wet skunk on a good day.”

Ro16b94: “You suck like an Oreck.”

Ju16b94: “….I just don’t know what to say to that.”

Ro16b94: “Does that mean I win?”

Ju16b94: “No. I win.”

Ro16b94: “Why don’t I win?”

Ju16b94: “Because I win!”

Ro16b94: “But I wanna win.”

Ju16b94: “Sorry. I always win.”

Ro16b94: “How can you win? You’re a loser!”

Ju16b94: “No waaay!”

Ro16b94: “Oh yeah. Big loser. And everyone knows big losers can’t win.”

Ju16b94: “I’m not a loser! I always win!”

Ro16b94: “Nope, it’s not allowed for you to win. Which means I must win.”

Ju16b94: “No way!”

Ro16b94: “Way.”

Ju16b94: “I win!”

Ro16b94: “By ‘I’ you mean me.”

Ju16b94: “Yes. Me. I win.”

Ro16b94: “Yes. Me. I win.”

Ju16b94: “Yes. Thank you. I win!”

Ro16b94: “You can’t win if I win. And I win.”

Ju16b94: “Bull shit! I win!”



Ro16b94: “I just talked to God and he said I win. Sorry, but God doesn’t lie.”

Ju16b94: “He just didn’t want to make you cry.”

Ro16b94: “And that’s why I win. Because God doesn’t want to make me cry.”

Ju16b94: “I win. I have an ‘I’ in my name, so therefore, I win!! HA!”

Ro16b94: “What the hell kind of logic is that? Sharing one letter with the word ‘win’ does not mean you win.”

Ju16b94: “Oh, but it does, chica. It does.”

Ro16b94: “No it doesn’t because you have an ‘e’ in your name and ‘win’ doesn’t have an ‘e’ in it. LOSE does!”

Ju16b94: “You have an ‘e’ in your name too!”

Ro16b94: “Yes, but you have TWO ‘e’s and I only have one. Thus you are more of a loser than I am. So I win.”

Ju16b94: “Not uh! My ‘I’ cancels out my second ‘e’.”

Wv16b94: “Well Wolverine has all three letters in it so I fucking win. Now both of you shut the hell up and stop clogging up the damn radio.”



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Ju16b94: “Oh, he definitely doesn’t win.”

Ro16b94: “Nope. Third place at best.”

Wv16b94: “MARIE!!”

Ro16b94: “What?! Oh! Marie! That has an ‘I’ in it, I forgot about that. And with your second ‘e’ that means I win!! Ha! Thanks, Logan.”

Ju16b94: “Damn it. Way to ruin it for the home team, Wolvie.”

Wv16b94: “God damn it, I better not hear another word out of either of you that doesn’t have to do with injury, death, or enemy movement.”

Ro16b94: “Relax, sugah. No one’s moved since we got here.”

Ju16b94: “Four hours ago.”

Wv16b94: “That’s beside the fucking point. What if they managed to tap into our frequency? Huh? What then? You gotta start straightening up and think, kid, you ain’t training anymore. There are gonna be times when I’m not going to be there. Like now, I’m almost a mile away, there’s no guarantee I could get there in time if something happened.”

Ju16b94: “Aw…Hey! What about me? Where’s my love?”

Ro16b94: “Sorry, Jubes. I win so I get all the love, winner’s perks.”

Wv16b94: “Quiet! Fucking hell. You two act like we’re playing hide and seek with each other or some shit. And you’d loose that! We’re trying NOT to get caught. Annoying little--- what if I started singing country music huh?” *click* “A little Willie Nelson? You think the enemy wouldn’t attack as long as I was singing a little Willie Nelson?---”

Cy12a57: “Wolverine! What the hell do you think you’re doing??! We’re on complete radio silence. You trying to get your whole team caught? I know you think you’re some tough guy, badass, but you got to other people on that team who are depending on you so god damn straighten up!”

Ju16b94: “Yeah, Wolvie, can we get all little radio silence for once?”

Ro16b94: “Seriously, sugah. Now’s not the time. We’re on a mission.”

Cy12a57: “An important mission. So just put a plug in it and keep watch, don’t let me catch you breaking radio silence again!!”

*click*

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Wv16b94: “Your asses are mine as soon as we get back.”

Ju16b94: “Sh! Gah, Logan, you never learn.”
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