“Maybe if you try ice again…”

“Been there, done that. And even with my healing factor is no good when some important parts of my anatomy turn blue.”

“Well… then we’ll have to go see Hank. The mayonnaise doesn’t help.”

“Or we can just use my claws.”

“Are you really sure you want something so sharp near your… your… you know?

“And do you think I want Blue to see me like this? And the mansion isn’t around the corner, darling”

“Sorry”

“…”

“It was an accident.”

“…”

*Sniff sniff* “I didn’t do it on purpose, you know?” *Sniff sniff*

“Yeah. I know. Is just the situation making me pissy. Don’t cry baby. We‘re calling Blue. He’ll know what to do.”

“Thanks” *Sniff* “I shouldn’t have tried it being so drunk, but the spirit of celebration got me”.*Sniff*

“It’s nothing. But better make a New Year resolution to remember next time spit the gum. That’s just basic blowjob etiquette, baby.”