“Hey kid, lemme help you with that.”

“Logan, I can do it myself.”

“Doesn’t look like that to me.”

“Just go. I don’t need you watching.”

“You’re doing it all wrong.”

“I’m doing it just fine.”

“You need an extra hand.”

“I’ve done this before. I know what I’m doing.”

“C’mere.”

“No. Logan, let go!”

“This would be a lot easier if you just let me-“

“Fiiinnnnne!”

“See, isn’t that better?”

“Yeh, I guess.”

“Hold this for a minute darlin. No like that, don’t want to break it.”

“I won’t break it you idiot.”

“Well, just be careful.”

“Whatever. Like this?”

“Oh yeh, perfect. Now I got a free hand.”

“It’s too big.”

“Hey you wanted it.”

“Stupid me. How about this?”

“Good, just don’t let go. There!”

“Is it supposed to look like that?”

“Like what?”

“It’s crooked.”

“It aint’ crooked!”

“Yeh it is, see. It goes to one side.”

“No it doesn’t, wait…didn’t look at it like that before.”

“Thank you.”

“Yer welcome. To the right a bit, no, down a little-“

“Will you just do it already!”

“Fine!” pause. “FUCK!”

“OH MAH GOD LOGAN!”

“It’s alright, just a little blood. It’ll stop in a second.”

“You sure?”

“I know what I’m doing Marie.”

“Ok.”

“See. All better. Happy now?”

“Very.”

“Alright, move your end up. That’s right, Wait, too far, now-“

“Damnit Logan, just pick a position and stick with it.”

“Ok, Christ kid, quit bossing me!”

“Well I just want to get this over with.”

“Spank you very much. And after all my hard work.”

“Are we done yet?”

“Yeh. What’d you think?”

“I still think it’s crooked.”

“Damnit Marie, this is the last time I help you wall mount a plasma tv!”