Logan: Why the Hell are we here?

Marie: Because, I like IHOP and you said you’d take me today.

Logan: And how did I get roped into that again?

Marie: Well… we were in bed and-

Scott: Please, stop right there!

Marie: Oh yeah… sorry.

Scott: Yes Rogue, Jean and I are here too.

Logan: Shut it One-Eye!

Jean: Can’t we have a peaceful breakfast without you two going at it like five year olds in the school courtyard?

Logan and Scott (in unison): NO!

Marie: *sighs* Forget it Jean, it’s like talking to a wall.

Jean: I have to disagree… a wall has better listening skills.

Marie: You’re right.

Logan: Babe, it’s not that I don’t like having breakfast with you, Hell, I like having… anything with you *winks*, but why did we have to bring them?

Marie: Because they’re my friends, and I like doing things with them as a couple… its fun.

Logan: Fun for who?

Marie: Logan, you’re exasperating!

Scott: Heh.

Logan: What are you laughin’ at One-Eye?!

Scott: Nothing… nothing at all.

Logan: Yeah, you better keep it that way.

Jean: Oooh, look Rogue, they have the Rootie Tootie Fresh n’ Fruity!

Logan: Oh, fer Christsakes’!

Scott: Hey, don’t knock it… it tastes great!

Logan: Yeah… you would like it.

Scott: Are you insinuating something about my sexuality?

Jean: Scott!

Scott: No Jean, Logan has to know that homophobism is not okay.

Marie (mouthing the word seemingly confused): Homophobism?

Logan: Look, you lousy excuse for a man, I am not homophobic-

Scott: Then you’ll have no problem ordering a plate. That is, IF you’re so comfortable with your sexuality.

3 Hours Later

Marie: Logan, you’ve been awful quiet for the last couple of hours… what’s wrong?

Logan: …

Marie: Wait… you liked it didn’t you?!

Logan: NO!

Marie: Yes you did!

Logan: …
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Scott: Pay up honey.

Jean: Scott, you know good and well that you’ve never had a Rootie Tootie Fresh n’ Fruity in your life.

Scott: I know that and you know that, but Logan doesn’t.

Jean: You lied.

Scott: Yes, but I still got him to eat and if I’m not mistaken he liked it too… so, pay up.

Jean: What if I worked off my debt some ‘other’ way? *wink*

Scott: Hmm… that can be arranged.