Logan: Why the Hell are we here?
Marie: Because, we got our own kitchen now which means buying stuff to fill it… plus you said you’d take me today.
Logan: And how did I get roped into that?
Marie: Well, we were in the bathtub and-
Scott: Please, stop right there!
Marie: Oh yeah… sorry.
Jean: That’s okay… sometimes Scott acts as though we have no sex life.
Scott: Jean!
Jean: What? It’s true.
Scott: I really don’t feel like discussing our sex life in public, or anywhere for that matter.
Logan: Don’t, do us all the favor.
Marie: Logan.
Logan: What? He said he didn’t wanna discuss it, I’m just agreeing.
Marie: *sighs* Never mind.
Jean: You know, I just realized that since Hank and Kitty got together; the entire Alpha X-team is paired off into couples.
Marie: Oh yeah… I never even thought about it.
Jean: If they get married and stay at the mansion, they’ll have their own little apartment which means their own kitchen…
Marie: Which means we could all go grocery shopping together!
Logan and Scott (in unison): WHAT!?
Jean: Relax, it hasn’t happened… yet.
Marie: Yeah, besides… it’ll only be Hank, Kitty, Remy, Emma, Orroro, Kurt, Bobby and Johnnny.
Logan: ONLY?!
Scott: Yeah, what he said.
Marie: It’ll be fun… you guys can talk about sex and sports and us girls can talk about…
Jean: Sex and… not sports?
Marie: Yeah… nice save.
Jean: I try… wait, who’s the girl between Bobby and John?
Marie: Umm…
Logan: Ice pick.
Marie: Logan, stop being so-
Logan: What? Right?
Marie: No.
Scott: Sorry Rogue, but I agree with Logan… I can’t believe I just said that.
Marie: Jean whadda’ you think?
Jean: Bobby.
Marie: Wow, guess I’m outnumbered. Bobby it is.
Scott: Uh… I’ve been staring at kiwis for the past five minutes, are we gonna start shopping anytime soon?
Logan: Like starin’ at hairy balls do ya’?
Marie: Logan!
Scott: You metal boned son of a-
Jean: Scott!
Logan: That’s right One-Eye, listen to Jeannie. *makes whipping sound*
Marie: One more word outta you and you’re gonna be takin’ cold showers for a long time.
Logan: But-
Marie: That sounded like one more word.
Logan: …
Marie: Hmm, guess I didn’t hear anything after all… come on Jean.
Scott: What about me?
Jean: Come on Scott.
Scott (whispers): Who’s whipped now?
Logan (lowered voice, not quite a whisper): Keep it up and I’ll circumcise you.
Scott: … *gulp*
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