Logan: Why the Hell are we here?
Marie: Because, I like IHOP and you said you’d take me today.
Logan: And how did I get roped into that again?
Marie: Well… we were in bed and-
Scott: Please, stop right there!
Marie: Oh yeah… sorry.
Scott: Yes Rogue, Jean and I are here too.
Logan: Shut it One-Eye!
Jean: Can’t we have a peaceful breakfast without you two going at it like five year olds in the school courtyard?
Logan and Scott (in unison): NO!
Marie: *sighs* Forget it Jean, it’s like talking to a wall.
Jean: I have to disagree… a wall has better listening skills.
Marie: You’re right.
Logan: Babe, it’s not that I don’t like having breakfast with you, Hell, I like having… anything with you *winks*, but why did we have to bring them?
Marie: Because they’re my friends, and I like doing things with them as a couple… its fun.
Logan: Fun for who?
Marie: Logan, you’re exasperating!
Scott: Heh.
Logan: What are you laughin’ at One-Eye?!
Scott: Nothing… nothing at all.
Logan: Yeah, you better keep it that way.
Jean: Oooh, look Rogue, they have the Rootie Tootie Fresh n’ Fruity!
Logan: Oh, fer Christsakes’!
Scott: Hey, don’t knock it… it tastes great!
Logan: Yeah… you would like it.
Scott: Are you insinuating something about my sexuality?
Jean: Scott!
Scott: No Jean, Logan has to know that homophobism is not okay.
Marie (mouthing the word seemingly confused): Homophobism?
Logan: Look, you lousy excuse for a man, I am not homophobic-
Scott: Then you’ll have no problem ordering a plate. That is, IF you’re so comfortable with your sexuality.
3 Hours Later
Marie: Logan, you’ve been awful quiet for the last couple of hours… what’s wrong?
Logan: …
Marie: Wait… you liked it didn’t you?!
Logan: NO!
Marie: Yes you did!
Logan: …
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Scott: Pay up honey.
Jean: Scott, you know good and well that you’ve never had a Rootie Tootie Fresh n’ Fruity in your life.
Scott: I know that and you know that, but Logan doesn’t.
Jean: You lied.
Scott: Yes, but I still got him to eat and if I’m not mistaken he liked it too… so, pay up.
Jean: What if I worked off my debt some ‘other’ way? *wink*
Scott: Hmm… that can be arranged.