Marie thought she'd left her life as an X-Man (and Logan) behind when she left the Mansion. But now Wolverine is missing and she may be his only hope. But can she afford to step back into the Mansion, back into the lifestyle and most importantly back into Logan's life?
Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU, X-Men Origins Wolverine
Characters: None
Genres: Action, PWP, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 38
Wordcount: 72361 - Hits: 339202
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/22/2010 - Last Updated: 01/07/2011
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Nothing much. I like to read. A lot. Like, way too much. Almost as much as sex. Close second, really. Rogan is among my favorites. I have a weakness for relationships with older men. Tis why I also ship Severus Snape/ Hermione Granger, Bella and Edward (don't hate me, it's my dirty little secret), and Ranger/Stephanie.
I love arumnumenes or however she spells her name, Epic, September, and quite a few others. I'm horrible about reviewing and feel guilty about that. Imma try to do better on that front from here on out. Not promising. But I'll try.
~Mia
I love arumnumenes or however she spells her name, Epic, September, and quite a few others. I'm horrible about reviewing and feel guilty about that. Imma try to do better on that front from here on out. Not promising. But I'll try.
~Mia
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Reviewer: notmyself Signed 
Date: 05/22/2010 Title: Chapter 14: High Voltage
Date: 05/22/2010 Title: Chapter 14: High Voltage
That, love, was damned beautiful. You have got some of the BEST lines and snark I have ever read. You make me feel all sorts of gushy happy bloodthirstiness. The award for best insult to Mystique in the history of the the world goes to Hobbitsdoitbetter for: Porn Smurf. And most amusing insult to Iron Man for the same wonderful person for Forest Gump Transformer. My gosh, how the hell do you think up these things?
What, exactly are you in the middle of casting? Are we talking theatre? Because that would be a really cool coincidence. I'm in the middle of practise for my community theatre's summer production. Written and directed by ME:) Toot toot! (Blowing my own horn)
I also adore Mystique's dagger like insults that just barely cover her embarrassment. I wonder if she turns purple if she blushes in her natural form.
Thank you so very much Hobbitses. You consistently make me ten shades of blissful.
~Mia
Author's Response: glad you\'re enjoying it, mia. my inner smart-ass means insulting anyone is easy, lol. i\'m reasonably sure Mystique blushes purple, now you mention it. and i\'m casting a shakespeare play at the moment, going up in september. good luck with your show (i couldn\'t direct my own script, i\'d be a nervous wreck) and glas you\'re enjoying it.\r\nhobbits away, hey!
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Date: 05/26/2010 Title: Chapter 15: Ain't No Fun (Waiting Around To Be A Millionaire)
Date: 05/26/2010 Title: Chapter 15: Ain't No Fun (Waiting Around To Be A Millionaire)
I love it! I love it! I wanna kiss you now. I love it!
I will forever treasure porn smurf.
~Mia
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Date: 05/26/2010 Title: Chapter 16: Mean Streak
Date: 05/26/2010 Title: Chapter 16: Mean Streak
Holy hell on a pancake! Thank you. Very convincing and just brutally beautiful. You capture Sabertooth perfectly. Makes me want to hug him and kill him with fire all at the same time.
~Mia
Author's Response: you know,i used to hate that character, but i\'m getting to the point where i like writing him... perhaps i should be worried... or my cast should be...
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 05/26/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: Gimme a Bullet
Date: 05/26/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: Gimme a Bullet
I also neglected to mention that Kitty phasing so she could kick iron man in the junk? Made of awesome. Brilliant. Never crossed my mind before.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 05/28/2010 Title: Chapter 17: Love At First Feel
Date: 05/28/2010 Title: Chapter 17: Love At First Feel
Yay! We're there! I want to squirm and dance with pent up glee. Also? Best damn opening line ever. I nearly swallowed an entire jolly rancher stick. I kinda love your porn smurf. She is wonderfully, deliciously, 3D devious and clever.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 05/29/2010 Title: Chapter 18: This Means War
Date: 05/29/2010 Title: Chapter 18: This Means War
Oh my dear sweet-ish hobbit, this is the kind of action I live for. Thank you.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 06/04/2010 Title: Chapter 19: Kissing Dynamite
Date: 06/04/2010 Title: Chapter 19: Kissing Dynamite
See? There. That right there is what I'm talking about! That, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason that fanfiction is kickass. You write violence beautifully and, oddly fitingly enough, humourously. You even wrote a bloody makeout scene in the middle of the carnage without being incredibly stupid. Jubilee is my new hero by the way. Well, then again Kitty did just phase an entire car into the middle of the battle. That's a little badass too. Holy fecking hell! I love you.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 07/16/2010 Title: Chapter 24: Caught With Your Pants Down
Date: 07/16/2010 Title: Chapter 24: Caught With Your Pants Down
Damnation and glory woman! Just beautiful. I enjoy your villains so much. I want to cage them and keep them in a hamster cage like some lunatic weirdo. I love the James Bond line. There was loud, boisterous laughter at that. Thank you.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 07/24/2010 Title: Chapter 25: Got You By The Balls
Date: 07/24/2010 Title: Chapter 25: Got You By The Balls
Oh my dear Hobbity girl, I found this chapter profoundly gripping, entertaining and confusing. Cheers!
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 08/13/2010 Title: Chapter 26: Jailbreak
Date: 08/13/2010 Title: Chapter 26: Jailbreak
You have reduced me to ridiculous campy cheerleadery feelings and emotions. I just fell like squeeing and giggling and clapping girlishly while bouncing in my seat going, "Yay, yay yay." Eventually the girlish giggling turns a little darker and somewhat disturbing, but I just feel so damned happy after reading this chapter that it is a wonder that my chair isn't sporting a lovely wet spot from an overabundance of excitedness resulting in spontaneous peeing like a brand new puppy. SO, my greatest hobbit, thank you, once again.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 08/29/2010 Title: Chapter 27: Playing With Girls
Date: 08/29/2010 Title: Chapter 27: Playing With Girls
12,000 Miles Above Manhattan
Pretty sure that should be measured in feet. I'm a bit rusty, but I think that 12,000 miles above Manhattan is outer space. Just saying.
Every other damn thing in this chapter is fecking awesome cakes. I want to hug and jump up and down with this one. I want to be that happy little squeeing girl in anticipation of your most excellent brand of espionage and beautiful dirty violence. It makes me way happier than it has any right to. Thank you.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 09/10/2010 Title: Chapter 28: Fer Those About To Rock (We Salute You)
Date: 09/10/2010 Title: Chapter 28: Fer Those About To Rock (We Salute You)
Augh! Effing brilliant! Your use of imagination is astonishing. Cancun indeed!
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 09/29/2010 Title: Chapter 30: Some Sin For Nothing
Date: 09/29/2010 Title: Chapter 30: Some Sin For Nothing
I have no review. I have no advice. Simply; Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh!
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 10/27/2010 Title: Chapter 31: Kicked in the Teeth
Date: 10/27/2010 Title: Chapter 31: Kicked in the Teeth
Heeeeeeeeeeeeell yes! That was damnably beautiful. I fell like Peter effing Pan. I could seriously crow right now. I like the pov from Callum. I like that he recognised things that he didn't like about himself but he just brushed off. I like that he was a total a$$wipe. It makes me happy. I'm glad that Logan thinks that his job is half done now. Or that he recognises, at least, that HIS Marie is back. I could really kiss you for this. I was afraid that he had recorded the conversation at the end of the last chapter and that Rogue would feel mighty pissy about being clotheslined by her friends into something that she had decidedly left behind. Thank you.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 11/08/2010 Title: Chapter 32: Safe In New York City
Date: 11/08/2010 Title: Chapter 32: Safe In New York City
I may cry. Thank you. Perfect birthday present.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 11/26/2010 Title: Chapter 33: Love Hungry Man
Date: 11/26/2010 Title: Chapter 33: Love Hungry Man
Squueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!1!!!!
That, m'dear, was absoeffinglutely frabjuous. Thankee kindly, Miss Hobbit for that wonderful, wonderful piece of adrenaline boosting panty melting fierce and fuzzy feeling that came with reading this chapter.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 12/16/2010 Title: Chapter 34: Can I Sit Next To You, Girl?
Date: 12/16/2010 Title: Chapter 34: Can I Sit Next To You, Girl?
My favorite part was the text message. I love that. I love this whole thing and I want to rail at the world that it is coming to an end. There have been precious few universes that I have loved as much as this niche you carved out. Thank you.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 01/08/2011 Title: Chapter 37: Breaking The Rules
Date: 01/08/2011 Title: Chapter 37: Breaking The Rules
That was the most intimidatingly beautiful sex scene ever. Seriously. Just...yeah. Thank you.
~Mia
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 01/08/2011 Title: Chapter 38: Epilogue: Let There Be Rock
Date: 01/08/2011 Title: Chapter 38: Epilogue: Let There Be Rock
This was a pretty effing happy thing to read. Thank you for being that badass. And for incorporating said badassery into your writing. You have my greatly entertained eternal thanks. For everything. Especially the porn scene and the image of the porn smurf with a pet sheep. Though the two were not in any way related. Thank you.
~Mia
As the cure wears off, Rogue leaves for San Francisco, and after a series of unexpected encounters with a certain mutant in a similar situation, learns a little something about grief, vulnerability, loss—and the things beyond romance. (UPDATE: I've now divided this monster into three parts.)
Rated: R
Categories: X3
Characters: None
Genres: None
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 19723 - Hits: 12792
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/04/2010 - Last Updated: 06/14/2010
Rated: R
Categories: X3
Characters: None
Genres: None
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 19723 - Hits: 12792
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/04/2010 - Last Updated: 06/14/2010
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 10/17/2010 Title: Chapter 3: San Francisco, or In Praise of Mourning: THREE
Date: 10/17/2010 Title: Chapter 3: San Francisco, or In Praise of Mourning: THREE
I cried. Big, silent ridiculous tears. The beauty of this, the charm and splendour make me feel like if I tried to walk now I would stagger. Thank you. I was moved.
~Mia
Author's Response: Whoops, haven\'t checked back here in a while; sorry to reply a bit late to your lovely feedback. Thank you for this amazing, amazing comment. I\'m so happy you were moved by the story.
Rogue finds out the cure is the cover for a mutant-experimentation plot. Will she escape in time?
Rated: PG-13
Categories: X2, X3, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7
Wordcount: 11321 - Hits: 32274
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/14/2010 - Last Updated: 06/25/2010
Rated: PG-13
Categories: X2, X3, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7
Wordcount: 11321 - Hits: 32274
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/14/2010 - Last Updated: 06/25/2010
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 06/18/2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Date: 06/18/2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Shudder, whimper and le sigh. Thank you.
~Mia
"We love to learn we are not alone."-C.S. Lewis. The Wolverine meets, saves, and reluctantly befriends a girl while undercover.
Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Series: None
Chapters: 21
Wordcount: 56200 - Hits: 167928
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/14/2010 - Last Updated: 02/09/2011
Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Series: None
Chapters: 21
Wordcount: 56200 - Hits: 167928
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/14/2010 - Last Updated: 02/09/2011
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 07/22/2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: 07/22/2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I'm not sure why I'm so fond of this. Or why I want to adopt it and bring it home like some sweet stray puppy that is still half feral and may be rabid but has this cute little torn ear, so you love it anyways. Huh. Thanks.
~Mia
Author's Response: Lmao! That may be the coolest compliment Ive ever gotten...I am eating these absolutely amazing, fancy mini-cake things-theyre like frosted orgasms-that I refuse to share with anyone in my house. But I touched one to the computer screen for you. Thanks.
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 07/27/2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Date: 07/27/2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Beautiful. Succinct. Painful. But absolutely glorious. I loved reading this sick little thing. Coffee does wonderful things to you, m'dear.
~Mia
Author's Response: Thank you so much. I wish I could hug you for real.
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 08/02/2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Date: 08/02/2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Thank you for providing the scary.
~Mia
Author's Response: The scary? >puzzled, hugs anyway< Gracias!
Reviewer: notmyself Signed
Date: 08/04/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 08/04/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Ribbons of squishy flesh on the floor isn't scary to you? Or did you mean just for this chapter. Honestly, the wondering what happened to her left me with a good dose of wariness for a good chunk of the chapter. To clarify, thank you for writing a good quality, original look into Wolverine. It scares me at times and sickens me at others. But it always entertains. Thank you for the daily dosage of fingernail.
~Mia
Author's Response: Oh, my, how could I have missed that? Lmao. But I have to say, I really really really really really really really reeeh-eeally love your explanation. Its one of the nicest things Ive ever been told. Thank you!