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Date: 02/26/2015 7:52:34 AM Title: Two X-couples At Blockbuster
"That guy doesn't look like a pansy."
LOLOL...and here Scott thought he was gonna have some back up!! From Logan?? Really?
Date: 05/15/2012 9:38:44 PM Title: Two X-couples In Line At the Grocery Store
I love the funny, little one-liners you write in. Hehe:
Logan: And why does it have to be a guy?
Marie: I don’t know, it just is.
Logan: Well, I don’t like how it talks to you.
Marie: *turns away from scanner* For the love of God Logan! It’s a machine!
“Automated Voice”: Please scan you next item. By the way, you look hot today Rogue.
Logan and Marie (stunned): WHAT?!
Scott: Gotcha’!
Date: 05/15/2012 9:36:25 PM Title: Two X-couples Go Grocery Shopping
Scott (whispers): Who’s whipped now?
Logan (lowered voice, not quite a whisper): Keep it up and I’ll circumcise you.
This part had me giggling with glee. :D AWESOME!
Date: 05/04/2011 12:35:31 PM Title: Two X-couples Do Laundry
Haha too funny! Scott: I'm snuggly soft!" everyone just dead silence xD
Date: 08/09/2010 9:52:19 AM Title: Two X-couples Find Themselves In Paris
Somehow I see Logan rolling on the ground laughing while the other two holler 'in shocked unison'. But that's just me. --Wendie
Date: 07/25/2010 9:44:06 AM Title: Two X-couples Do Laundry
FUNNY!!!!
Date: 07/25/2010 9:39:52 AM Title: Two X-couples In Line At the Grocery Store
Poor Logan, totally confused :)
Date: 01/15/2010 8:20:43 AM Title: Two X-couples Visit IHOP
"You LIKED it, didn't you?" // "NO!" Sometimes it's good to see Scott get one up on Logan. Sometimes. Heh, heh. --Wendie
Date: 01/03/2010 10:17:41 PM Title: Two X-couples Discuss the Finer Points of Sex
ah ha you got tis Never Have I and the mirror scene.
god i love that one! glad to see it pop up again in another fic!
Date: 01/03/2010 10:15:13 PM Title: Two X-couples At Blockbuster
LOL!
that guy doesn't look like a pansy.
love it!
[Report This]Date: 04/24/2009 4:50:52 PM Title: Two X-couples Make Some Memories
"Perfect. Now Logan, I want you to give me a sexy smirk. That’s right… work it… own it."
I am seriously crying from laughter right now! Holy hell I can just imagine him saying that omg hahahaha ^__^
[Report This]Date: 04/24/2009 4:38:01 PM Title: Two X-couples In Line At the Grocery Store
OMG Scott saying that was amazing!!
hahahahahahahahahaha ^__^
Date: 01/17/2009 2:48:23 AM Title: Two X-couples At Blockbuster
0_o
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
awesome.
Date: 09/11/2008 10:20:41 PM Title: Two X-couples Experience the Institution of Bed, Bath & Beyond
Jean: Honey, don’t strain yourself… I’ll tell you later.
hilarious, i busted out laughing and my 3 year old was all "What's so Funny!" I told him nothing...
Date: 09/11/2008 10:04:49 PM Title: Two X-couples Discuss the Finer Points of Sex
I know it's from one of the "Never have I Ever... Every Damn Time" I think it's the Water torture... *hides behind computer screen* What, I've read them recently. Great Job!
Date: 03/18/2008 1:17:39 PM Title: Two X-couples Experience the Institution of Bed, Bath & Beyond
Iv laughed myself silly reading these! Well done.
Date: 10/03/2007 11:49:06 AM Title: Two X-couples Experience the Institution of Bed, Bath & Beyond
I think it's only slightly disturbing that *Logan* can speak pig-latin, but Scooter can't!! And what's so hard about "ah-dysuits-bay"???
[Report This]Date: 07/23/2007 1:02:26 PM Title: Two X-couples Experience the Institution of Bed, Bath & Beyond
LMAO, so damn funny, I love this series, makes me grin like an idiot every time I read a new instalment!
Duvets from Hooters, now there's a sideline in merchandise...
So many great lines, but this has got to be a fave, Honey, don’t strain yourself… I’ll tell you later.
No Scottie-Scott honey, jus' get back to your trail mix! :)
[Report This]Date: 07/23/2007 5:03:15 AM Title: Two X-couples Experience the Institution of Bed, Bath & Beyond
I love these "Two couples.." stories. Great writing!
[Report This]Date: 07/23/2007 3:58:27 AM Title: Two X-couples Experience the Institution of Bed, Bath & Beyond
Hehehehehehehe I love it when you torture Logan with any kind of shopping ;)
[Report This]Date: 07/23/2007 3:07:28 AM Title: Two X-couples Experience the Institution of Bed, Bath & Beyond
*falls about the place, laughing*
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HAHAHA!
[Report This]Date: 07/23/2007 12:17:25 AM Title: Two X-couples Experience the Institution of Bed, Bath & Beyond
Somehow I can just picture Scott carrying around a handy packet of trail mix. Just for emergencies, of course.
[Report This]Date: 07/23/2007 12:06:04 AM Title: Two X-couples Experience the Institution of Bed, Bath & Beyond
I love how she didn't code bodysuits. And yet Scott still didn't get it. :)
[Report This]Date: 07/05/2007 9:06:12 PM Title: Two X-couples Celebrate the 4th of July
Scott: Why do you always do this? Every time I try to share a moment with you, out comes the bad-ass façade.
Logan: It’s not a... fa-sod or whatever the Hell you said, I’m just not gonna-"
LOL!! Logan and Scott sharing a moment and "fa-sod"! Absolutely brilliant!
[Report This]Date: 07/05/2007 3:40:00 AM Title: Two X-couples Celebrate the 4th of July
Those two are just... *LOL*
*virtually scratches Laughlin*