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[Report This]Date: 05/01/2013 9:31:28 PM Title: Chapter 2
"The end is here. The end is here!" -- LOL Yep.
Author's Response: And if it isn't really, it will be when Logan gets home! Thanks for the review! I really need to come back to this... Measure for Measure has been eating up my brain lately though.
Date: 04/15/2013 12:40:09 AM Title: Chapter 5
I look forward to seeing Logan back at the mansion!
[Report This]Date: 02/16/2013 7:31:14 PM Title: Chapter 1
Im in love with this, and so glad to see it updated...now..maybe a measure for measure update? pretty please with Logan on top?
Author's Response: How can anyone resist a Logan on top? I'm doing my damnedest to get Measure for Measure back on track in my brain and on paper...er, computer. Mutant for Hire is way easier to write so I had to start with this when I got back in the saddle. I'm just so glad you haven't given up on me and are still reading! Thanks so much for reviewing. I love every single one I get.
[Report This]Date: 09/06/2011 1:08:57 AM Title: Chapter 4
Whoa. Prof is using his powers for evil. lol...
OMG. This is really hilarious!!!
Storm and her Titanic "episodes"...Celine Dion's spell-singing mutant powers...
This:
Hotties for Hire. Maybe she could get Logan a job? No, stupid idea. Xavier had already had it.
ROFL!!! And this was probably the best:
So you need to steal energy and top-layer thoughts from around one hundred people without getting overwhelmed and confused, while wearing heals and a slinky dress which offers up a lot of skin for people to come in contact with."
And the entire part following. lmao...notecards...hehe, I'll be giggling for days. Can't wait for more!
Date: 09/05/2011 3:11:02 PM Title: Chapter 4
Huh. There are funny bits, but you lost me with the shock anklet and the little red button. It stopped being fun for me after that. :(
[Report This]Date: 09/04/2011 9:48:22 PM Title: Chapter 4
LOL poor Hank and Bobby. I think there is definitely some credence to that whole 'causing suffering to an inanimate object' theory.
Oh my gah, where do you come up with this stuff? Sucking his tail because he doesn't have thumbs *snort*.
Okay, that is the perfect job for Rogue. And I love her willingness to do it like, "Eh, I'm a dead woman walking anyways." Can't wait to see what comes next. And definitely can't wait for Logan to get back in the picture. And just what the heck is Remy's crazy fetish, huh? I'm trying to guess, but got nothin'.
[Report This]Date: 09/03/2011 7:54:18 AM Title: Chapter 4
Gah! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything or it would be decorating my screen right now. So funny, can't wait to see what Remy's lttle secret is....
Date: 08/27/2011 6:04:51 PM Title: Chapter 1
This was too funny. my fave line was
"Why you hitting yourself Jubie? Huh? Why you hitting yourself?" I could totally picture that and I used to do that with my sister XDDD
Author's Response: Me too! Well, more my other sister and I did it to our younger sister. She wasn't too happy about it... Thanks for reading and reviewing.rn\\
[Report This]Date: 08/26/2011 10:39:52 AM Title: Chapter 3
So, the first 'LOL' moment was Billy Mays as the spokesperson for the X-Men. And after that they pretty much continued through the entire chapter. I really don't know why, but this line struck me as particularly amusing:
"And he was in no way, shape or form willing to give up his precious machines with their stimulating beeping and dripping noises..."
The second I read "She's so darling and sweet and she deserves everything we can give her and more." I just knew this was gonna be the brattiest, most spoilt little girl in the world. And damn, you did not disappoint. I never thought I would want to roundhouse a four-year-old. And her force-feeding all those cookies to Hank--heehee! Poor guy's gotta have a killer tummyache. And the PTSD scene with him in the lab, oh my gosh. Great. I can't wait to read the next installment.
Author's Response: I struggled for a minute trying to figure out who to have as their spokesperson. Then I remembered that it was an AU and I could pretty much do what I wanted with it so of course Billy Mays had to make an appearance. And that little girl was inspired by this girl who was at a table I waited on last month. No joke, she was that bad. I wanted to smack her. So I'm glad to hear that I captured her nastiness as well as I could. I love that you loved it!
[Report This]Date: 08/25/2011 11:37:21 PM Title: Chapter 2
This is AWESOME!!!!!!!
Author's Response: :)
[Report This]Date: 08/25/2011 10:54:35 PM Title: Chapter 3
Oh man, I cannot tell you how hard you had me laughing. My husband thinks I have officially lost it!!! I could see everything, the mom, the kid, the party and poor, poor Hank (and Bobby for that matter). The ending was superb! Well executed, bravo!!! :)
Author's Response: I'm glad you're so amused by this. I laugh at it myself all the time, which feels kind of weird honestly. Let me know if I have to get a hold of your husband and tell him that you're not crazy. I take it letting him read over your shoulder wouldn't be helpful? Thanks for reading!
Date: 08/25/2011 10:52:49 PM Title: Chapter 2
Omigod, LMAO. Supremely handy?!?! I love this!
[Report This]Date: 08/25/2011 1:20:36 PM Title: Chapter 3
ROFL!!! Oh man...that was amazing. *You* are amazing...hehe, Hank as the Cookie Monster...
Poor Hank and Bobby. Can't wait for more!!
Author's Response: Thanks! I love knowing that I can make people laugh.
Date: 08/25/2011 1:03:36 PM Title: Chapter 3
Omg poor Hank and Bobby but still utterly hilarious! More I must have more!! Lol and I can't wait to find out what logan's job will be ;)
Author's Response: You'll get more! Promise. Thanks for reading. I'm glad my characters don't have a tendency to come after me like some other people on this site. I have a feeling that Hank and Bobby would have me strung up in no time.
Date: 08/25/2011 11:17:54 AM Title: Chapter 3
JJ Blazer said Hank looked like Cookie Monster in Northern Terrorities, that may be what you are thinking of.
Author's Response: That very well could be it! JJ Blazer has always been one of my favorite authors so I might have pulled it from her story. Thanks!
Date: 08/21/2011 2:18:07 AM Title: Chapter 2
@ JaqofSpades Sorry those were so messed up. Evidently my codes were wrong and I can't figure out how to edit a response without completely deleting the review too...
[Report This]Date: 08/19/2011 2:02:47 PM Title: Chapter 2
Bwuahahahahaha I know what I'd hire Logan for *g*
Author's Response: Wouldn't we all darling? I don't know if we could afford him though...
Date: 08/17/2011 9:30:16 PM Title: Chapter 2
I have never wanted to see a picture more in my ENTIRE life. Poor, poor Rogue. (Loving this!)
Author's Response: I know, right? It doesn't exist anywhere besides my own head (mores the pity). As a consolation prize, here's some sexiness.rnhttp://file.unluler.in/hugh-jackman-8.jpg rnhttp://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/hugh-jackman/hugh-jackman-20060619-138324.jpgrnhttp://suspensoarg.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/hugh20jackman20wolverine.jpgrnrnThanks for reviewing! Kiss Kiss
Date: 08/17/2011 1:28:22 PM Title: Chapter 2
*swoon* GREAT description of Logan by the way lol I can't wait to find out more. So far totally hilarious!
Author's Response: Thanks! I rewrote (and drooled) my way through it for a bit before I settled on it. Glad it came across like I wanted. Thanks for the review.
[Report This]Date: 08/17/2011 11:08:31 AM Title: Chapter 2
Omigod. "If it isn't in my hand within twenty minutes, all of you will find that you have a strange obsession with licking the underside of the toilet seat. Think I'm joking? Do you really want to bet on it?" I love this Xavier. Reminds me of his quip about making Logan believe he's a six-year-old girl. Hilarious.
Another great installment. I can't wait to see how the Wolverine reacts to all this. I'm also curious what the other people's bios say, and what on earth kind of jobs the Professor is going to send them on. Should be hilarious.
Author's Response: The six year old girl thing is kinda what gave me that idea but I was looking for something that would squik everyone equally. And I'm still trying to figure out what everyone else's bios will be as well. I guess we'll all find out together! Glad you're liking it.
Date: 08/14/2011 12:39:37 AM Title: Chapter 1
rofl!
hehe, that's great. A nice counter to Measure for Measure if I say so myself. ;)
Author's Response: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I thought so myself.
Date: 08/08/2011 7:14:13 AM Title: Chapter 1
I can't WAIT for Wolverine to start saving cats stuck on trees!!!!
Author's Response: Hahaha. What a great image. I would love to see that too, but I think that that might be a waste of Logan's skills... I'm sure we can come up with some more fitting his prowess. Thanks for reading and reviewing. Glad you're enjoying it.
Date: 08/07/2011 11:11:44 PM Title: Chapter 1
Definitely worth continuing. I can't even tell you the number of lines that had me laughing out loud. The bitchfest between Rogue and Jubes was hilarious, but my absolute favorite line would have to be:
Jean: "Do we need to rescue some baby pandas again? I hope so! They were so cute! We really should keep one next time Professor. No one in the world would love it like I can."
Oh my goodness. Just the mental image of Jean saying this. I love it.
Author's Response: Thank you thank you thank you! I needed to do something light and enjoyable. I'm happy with what Jean said too. I struggled with different ideas over what her complaint would be. Glad the one I picked was as funny to everyone else as it was to me.
Author's Response: Thank you thank you thank you! I needed to do something light and enjoyable. I'm happy with what Jean said too. I struggled with different ideas over what her complaint would be. Glad the one I picked was as funny to everyone else as it was to me.
Date: 08/07/2011 5:08:15 AM Title: Chapter 1
That first scene alone - even the last couple of paras of the first scene alone - had me rolling about the floor. I just love the Jubes/Rogue connection, and you just nailed that snarky love thing. The whole idea of a brave new world where mutants are being explored as a commercial enterprise - it's kind of cool. And I CAN NOT WAIT until Wolverine gets home. That's going to be all kinds of fun. Get writing, woman!
Author's Response: Thanks! Honestly, the snarly love thing was the easiest part to write. I have four siblings and life is always like that when we all get together so I just channeled that. It was all kinds of fun to write too!
Date: 08/06/2011 10:40:11 PM Title: Chapter 1
continue on with the nonsense! It was so funny!
Author's Response: Don't you just love nonsense? I know I do! Your review made me smile. Thanks for taking the time. There is more to come for sure.