I needed something humorous to balance out Measure for Measure and this happened. I don't know how long it will be and I don't know how often I will update, but here it is. Also, this tends to be written more quickly than my other stories so mistakes are highly probable. Let me know if they get too excessive and I'll try to clean it up. FYI, the rating may change at some point, I just really don't know where this is going at the moment. Kiss kiss!