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Date: 11/03/2016 2:30:20 PM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
Reno?? Rabid boar? OMG...it's so hard to type when trying to see thru tear filled eyes!! Gawd...so funny!! Great job!
Date: 11/03/2016 2:11:37 PM Title: Logan on the Couch
Yes, Logan, you've been recorded...it's all there for prosperity, you can't deny it!! LOL
[Report This]Date: 03/08/2015 6:13:05 PM Title: Logan on the Couch
"Thing is, she's kickass is my girl. She'll get me back anyways. She'd crawl outta the damn grave to stick me when I'm sleepin', for all the good it'd do. And she'd probably do it in that tight leather suit that is *so* fuckin' illegal that... No. I didn't jus' call her 'my girl' you imagined it. I *said* YOU. IMAGINED. IT. Don't make me come over there and...
Oh. Fuck. I didn't know you recorded these things on tape."
Oh my God! Those are the funniest lines EVER!
Date: 10/06/2010 9:10:12 AM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
Sometimes the doctor doesn't have to say a word. He just has to sit there and look interested and all of a sudden, *poof*, the problem fixes itself...
This was really funny...Now I'm off to find Logan and Rogue's session. heh, heh. --Wendie
[Report This]Date: 09/20/2010 1:36:50 PM Title: Therapy
this was just too funny. the whole series, but i think the scott and jean one was the best. lol. ive been laughing my ass of for a little bit now. LOL!!!
[Report This]Date: 07/24/2009 1:49:19 AM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
Again. HOLY SHIT. That is FUNNY!
"Do I pick holes in your appearance? Do I go around saying, God Scott, your visor really clashes with your jacket today – you get dressed in the dark or something? No. I don't."
[Report This]Date: 03/14/2009 6:26:26 PM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
HAHAHAHAHA
I wouldn't mind sleeping next door to them bahaha it would be the best show ever to hear Logan ahaha but maybe no Rogue in it just me =P
Date: 02/01/2009 11:18:55 AM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
"They're behind my visor...uh strange...new...glasses...things... heh, new fashions and all that, right doctor? These are all the rage in...uh...Paris."
Ahahaha... great series. =D
...I really should be doing housework >_
Author's Response: *lol* - I write most of these when I should be doing housework as well. So easily distracted!
[Report This]Date: 10/03/2008 8:41:46 AM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
damn you and your visuals! what with L & M going at it like Duracell bunnies on Viagra and then Scott stripping!
Great fic again, loved it!
I think the Prof might need to go with all this happening around him!
Author's Response: I keep meaning to write more of these therapy fics... just never actually get round to it. One day...
[Report This]Date: 10/03/2008 8:31:01 AM Title: Rogue On The Couch
'Sit. The fuck. Back. Down.
...Bub.'
Just brilliant! I couldn't help it, I was feeling sorry for the therapist at this point!
and then the whole line that included 'but the rippin of my underwear was all down to him.' had me in hysterics. also loved that she told Bobby as soon as she got home, well almost!
[Report This]Date: 10/03/2008 8:15:22 AM Title: Logan on the Couch
'And then I'll have to kill him too. Which I'd rather not, because, y'know, there'd be paperwork, and deep down he's a good kid. Very deep down... very *very*... actually scratch that. He's a dick.'
why is there pain from laughing at that little statement? after all, he's just telling the truth - Bobby is a dick! :)
Author's Response: *lol* you gotta love logan when he tries to do the right thing... then fails *g*
Date: 08/27/2008 4:08:43 PM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
I laughed soo hard... "Well you try keeping it up while Logan's grunting like a rabid boar on the other side of the wall. It's distracting!" just did it for me. It's was hilarious... would def love to see more.
Author's Response: I'm still hoping one day I'll get round to writing Hank's session on the couch! Glad it made you laugh :o) Thanks for the fb!
[Report This]Date: 06/21/2007 4:52:25 PM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
Hehehehe! I giggled my ass off! They were great, but I have to say I like this one better than the Logan and Rogue ones, although they were really funny too. Brilliant! I don't think I could pick a favourite bit, it was all hilarious :oD You've made my day
Author's Response: Thanks *g* - To be honest I think I enjoyed writing this one more that the Logan & Rogue one's too - I love Scott & Jean together :o)
[Report This]Date: 03/12/2007 7:50:22 PM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
LMAO, I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
Loved this line
"-What next? You going to tell me my ass looks big? That maybe I should think about a diet?"
Could imagine Jean disintergrating him for saying that! LOL what a great fic!
Author's Response: LoL - Glad you enjoyed it *g*. Secretly I love Scott and Jean - when I'm writing foof anyway. They're so much fun to play with!
Thanks for the fb :o)
[Report This]Date: 03/11/2007 10:53:13 AM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
omg, this was hilarious... esp this part: You can't go around eye-blasting random shrinks who piss you off, and would both of you PLEASE. SIT. DOWN!
and also when he tells her she's gone dark and veiny and she asks if he'll tell her she's fat.
i love your sense of humor. never stop. =D
Author's Response: Lol - my sense of humour runs rampant. It is out of all control - so I don't think it'll be stopping any time soon *g* Although I am getting the itch to write something angsty again.... *sighs*...
[Report This]Date: 02/03/2007 6:43:14 PM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
*ROFLMAO*
Author's Response: Thanks :o)
[Report This]Date: 02/03/2007 6:39:05 PM Title: Rogue On The Couch
Hehe I'm sure nothing that happened was Marie's fault *giggles*
Author's Response: Heh heh - well who could blame her with Logan around *g*
[Report This]Date: 02/03/2007 6:35:28 PM Title: Logan on the Couch
Awww poor Logan *snickers*
Author's Response: I know...*hugs poor Logan* :o)
Date: 02/03/2007 2:53:34 PM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
*lol* That was hilarious! Poor Jean and Scott have so many issues. I love the fact that he's put out that she can read his mind so completely, and that he can't read hers. I love his little peevish jabs of jealousy and petulance because he's not getting what he wants.
I LOVE the part where he's talking about her getting veiny and blowing out the windows and showing his leftover anger about vaporizing others into tiny little particles. *lol*
And poor Jean, trying to be the peacemaker.
Great couple squabbling. I hope they work it out. Just...just...*lol*.
Author's Response: Lol - this one totally wrote itself really. The bickering - well, Scott had a lot he wanted to say, think he needed to get it all out there *g*. Glad you enjoyed it :o)
[Report This]Date: 01/29/2007 7:51:55 AM Title: Scott & Jean On The Couch
Oh god! Hold on, I think my spleen is around here somewhere. That was HALARIOUS! I hate to admit it but I actually think it was better than the Logan/Rogue ones. How could she forget Reno? :D
Author's Response: Lol thank you - glad you enjoyed it *g*. I love writing Scott - he's so much fun! :o)
Date: 01/20/2007 2:47:38 PM Title: Rogue On The Couch
This is a great idea, a therapy session as soliloquy. If I might offer a suggestion: to indicate a regional accent, use just a couple phonetic spellings in the first few sentences, then only occasionally after that, otherwise it gets distracting. (ref. Steinbeck's "Grapes of Wrath" for how he shows "Okie" accents.)
Author's Response: Thanks, that's good advice. I tend to shy away from using her accent because of that very reason, but in this case I wanted to base Rogue on her comic book character, and therefore tried to incorporate her comic accent. Still, I agree, it does make it somewhat awkward to read! I shall bear your words of wisdom in mind *g*
[Report This]Date: 01/04/2007 2:50:37 PM Title: Rogue On The Couch
hahaha I loved this one as much as I did Logan on the couch. Rogue was absolutely perfect - I can really see her getting up and leavin'. Heck with Logan at home I'd get up and leave to. Great job.
Author's Response: Yep me too! Hell, with Logan at home, I probably wouldn't have gone in the first place *g*
Thanks :o)
[Report This]Date: 01/04/2007 12:33:40 AM Title: Rogue On The Couch
WOW i need a man as talented as logan aparently is! Very good story!
Author's Response: Don't we all *g*! Thanks :o)
[Report This]Date: 01/04/2007 12:08:46 AM Title: Logan on the Couch
LOL this is so funny!
Author's Response: *g* Thank you. Foof Logan is always so much fun to write!
[Report This]Date: 01/02/2007 6:24:23 PM Title: Rogue On The Couch
Awesome. The first paragraph alone cracks me up every time.
How about a 'Bobby on the Couch'? That boy has issues...
Author's Response: Hmmmm I could be tempted...*g* I hadn't planned to do any more of these, but bunnies will be bunnies *g* and I might just have a few sneaky ideas up my sleeve... :o)