Dedicated to my goils. My smoofy smutty naughty girls in LoganChattiness. You're my babies. Especially Diebin - thank you for letting me draw pictures for your beautiful new dot.com. Oh, and Happy Valentines Day, everybody. Very Special Thankyou to Xebbie "Camping with Xena" Chan, who let me borrow the idea from her delightfully clever Xena smut-fic, which she borrowed from the very clever Oversoul anyway. Who knows who Oversoul got it from. Probably Shakespeare. We're sharing the love. Another Author's Note: You know you've hit rock bottom with smut-fic when you write the phrase 'watery symphony'. I officially suck.