Again, I should be working on the epilogue for my "No Choice" series (and I am....honest!) but these damn bunnies keep distracting me! I read "Comfort Me With Apples" by Victoria P. and sent it to a friend I work with. Upon discussing the fic and condoms, and sex, my friend made an innocent comment, "Wouldn't it be funny if....(snipped so not to spoil the fic:)~ )" Yeah, real funny....damn bunny. Hey! I rhymed!....lol. Anyways...the idea stuck and wouldn't go away until I wrote it, so here it is in it's unbetaed glory. I just couldn't bring myself to inflict this on anyone...damn smut bunnies. Also, the "After-School Special" reference is from Victoria P.'s fic....That line just stuck with me for some reason. The title is from a song from the 80's...Men Without Hats, I believe. Enough of my babbling....On with the fic!