I seem to have lost my funny bone, I apologize. I've had this scene in my head for the longest time, but I never felt that I had the words to really do it justice. Had a crap night, plugged in my earbuds, clicked on Joy Division (I can *hear* you all groaning!), the song that is the title to this drabble came on & tried to give it a go. I attempted to at least make it into an exercise to improve my writing. Hope I pulled it off.