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This is sooooo a NSFW story.....not because of the sex but because of having to explain sitting here giggling to myself!! Hand over mouth, trying to muffle the noise, tears in my eyes!! OMG September, you've done it again!!
*mighty prose* GIGGLE/snort
... O.O um... i feel like i just got train raped by a tree and i enjoyed it? *blinks* still waiting for my brain to process this...
Thanks to Moviemom for recommending this, that was the best fun I've had all day! Loved the interaction between the characters and the narrator! Genius!
Author's Response: Glad you liked it! Thanks :o)
I haven't laughed this hard since the first time I saw 'Arthur'. I am immediately going to alert every person I know who's ever been on this site to read this story ASAP.
'AHEM...revealed his throbbing manhood.'
'I don't even know what the fuck that is.' --- By this time I was literally holding my sides and crying. The dog thinks I'm insane.
'Heathens'
Logan: *grunt grunt grunt...*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
--Wendie
Author's Response: I love that it made you laugh so hard! Thank you for recommending it to others - I'm really flattered :oD
you are my new hero...
grunt grunt grunt... priceless
You crack me up, love. I want to send that to every single writer of overromanticised word porn that I have ever read.
~Mia
Author's Response: *lol* you have no idea how therapeutic it was to write *evilgrin*
Hahahaha, that was fantastic! I love the bit about "statistical unlikeliness". I admit it: I've fallen prey to that fan fic cliche!
omg i just thought the title was gonna be an obvious pwp, but that was beyond hilarous!! bravo!!
I swear to god, this is the funniest shit i have read in years. I am still laughing so hard my sides are aching. Thankyou so much for beeing born. And writing this.
Author's Response: Thanks! I love that it made you laugh - glad you enjoyed it!
hahahaha.
"See? That's what people do when they wait for trains. They get bored and write snarky smut in their car"
lmao! Next time I see someone sitting in their car at the station, I'll know what they're up to!
This wasn't just sex. This was so much more than that. He paused, face mere inches above her own, to declare his undying love.
Logan: *grunt grunt grunt*
He paused?
Logan: *grunt grunt grunt grunt*
not just Logan I fear, but men in general - good job woman learn to read between the lines/grunts!
that was great, hilarious!
Hahahaha! I laughed myself silly. Loved it!
Author's Response: lol - thanks! Love that it made you laugh!
nnghghghg.... :-)
This, as I am sure you'll forgive me saying, is not great art.
But hell, it's great FUN!
Glad to read you again!
Author's Response: Lol yeah - no where near great art! It's more of a sketched out trashy grumble - in fic form *g*
Snort. Fabulous stuff. Damn ungrateful characters ruining your LURVE like that!!!
Author's Response: It's that Wolverine *shakes head with woefull despondency*, he's so stubborn... rn*g*
I wasn't sold on this at first, but it just rolled along and at the end I laughed my ass of at the closing *grunts*.
YAY!
*grunt*
Author's Response: Yeah - it was a bit of a snarky trash fic *g* Glad it made you laugh at the end though!
OMG! LMAO! This was just what I needed today. Thank you so much! I love your mighty prose.
Author's Response: No probs *g* I love that it made you laugh! :o)
Ha...ROFLMAO,what a great laugh, loved it, especially this last bit, with the *narrator* trying to get the last word in...
*grits teeth* HELLO? ...he PAUSED. HELLO? We need some lengthy discussion about undying love here? How you'll still respect her in the morning. How she's the only one for you for ever and ever and ever. Or not. Fine. Whatever.
Heathens.
A great story :D
Author's Response: Lol - the narrator never gets the last word where Logan's concerned. No matter how hard I try!rnThanks for the fb! Glad you enjoyed it *g*
Oh my... *ROFLMAO*
Author's Response: Glad it made you laugh!